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May 17 2018

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petermaximoff:

petermaximoff:

like whats the average lifespan of an asgardian? like yeah thor is 1500 but what if thats just like 23 in human terms 

googled “asgardian lifespan” found this,

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so if thor is currently 1500 years old (said in infinity war)

  • 5100/1500 = 3.4

so thors current age times 3.4 would be the average lifespan of an asgardian

to change that to human terms the average lifespan of a human is about 80 so

  • 80/3.4 
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lsdmkfgjdfjsd oh my God… 

thor really out here having the worst time of his life and hes like 23

14:21

mcclaimed:

stripeycrayons:

1r7:

stripeycrayons:

1r7:

vierge-noire:

1r7:

if you say anything other than coleslaw you need medical attention

Cornbread 🌚

Tbh they can all go

no wtf

-Coleslaw comes in 80 different potluck varieties of Bad

-Cornbread is dry and gritty and flavorless and the people who like it only like it for the butter

-Breadcrumb mac n cheese the crumbs are like gravel and the noodles are mush

-and mashed potatoes are delicious for the first little while but then I remember they’ll be the only thing I can eat when I get old and have no teeth.


All four can suck it imo

I’m sorry that no one in your family can cook

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spoookiepie:

ruinedchildhood:

Daniel Radcliffe on set of Guns Akimbo

We live in such a strange reality that my honest to God first thought was that this was just Daniel Radcliffe on a saturday night

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tamakid:

A mermay drawing of my fav gals

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ringofkeysofficial:

r–g–b:

sushi-stims:

God’s Plan

hey can someone explain what the fuck is going on here

this is the only post on this site

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ponthion:

Jump n Slash Man

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japhers:

Goddess of Fate and the Raven Queen

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tariqah:

bumbakvetch:

intensefoodcravings:

Creamy Cashew Indian Butter Paneer with Fried Paneer | Half Baked Harvest

@anarchoclintonism

I LOVE

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boarcriminal:

straight people when a show adds a gay character and” forces” homosexuality on them

06:49

yd12k:

trashchansenpai:

waluwadjet:

smurflewis:

imguiltyofthis:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

Do you ever start bullshitting a paper, and then look over it halfway through and think, ’…Wait a minute, I could be onto something here.’

this is the definition of college.

Literally I was writing a paper on Asian salt water crocodiles, like a simple about them paper for a college class, and I started noticing some inconsistencies in the scientific papers I was sourcing and I accidentally discovered that the crocodile has been misdiagnosed as least concerned on the endangered species list when they should be classified as endangered and now my professor is having me write a formal report to the international Red List to have them reclassified and all I wanted to do was write this paper on an animal I thought was cool and now I’m considered an expert on this species…

this is how it works half of esteemed biologists trip and fall into their specialty while pursuing something else. one lecturer i just went to started as a biochemist researching antibiotics and discovered that crocodiles change colors based on environment and now he has 30+ crocs in his yard for research purposes and he’s just like… “wait… i’m a chemist…”

How did so many people end up with crocodiles on accident?????

somebody has to end up with the crocs and nobody wants to on purpose

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